"I got my strong-ass knife... and your neck looks just right!"

Okay. This is the last disjointed ramble of the day, I promise. However, if I come across another instance of the phrase "fair and balanced", I'll have no choice but to go on a killing spree through downtown Winnipeg. While this may actually contribute to the greater good (if you don't know what I mean, take a stroll through beautiful downtown Winnipeg and you'll see), it might still result in unpleasant consequences for yours truly. So please. You're not Rupert Murdock, so come up with your own laughable slogan. Being witty isn't really that hard. You can see from my posts here that I do it all the time, with very little effort. Now, all conceit aside, let me warn you that this blog will not in any way, shape or form ever claim to be either fair or balanced. Now or in the future. Let's never speak of the matter again.

:)

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